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Georgina, 15, Kinda Stupid
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amazed:

I follow back everyone!

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

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veganchan:

Crowd for ADTR at Self Help Festival 2014originalsource

veganchan:

Crowd for ADTR at Self Help Festival 2014
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In which it’s the Scott McCall appreciation day and we should all appreciate the actor behind the character too

In which it’s the Scott McCall appreciation day and we should all appreciate the actor behind the character too

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Karl, an old woman and a pork chop:

Karl: Old woman....about 70 years old. She's normally fit and healthy and stuff. Nothing wrong with her. She's having a good life. And er...one day she goes for a check to the doctors, just to check herself out 'coz she's getting on a bit. The doctor says 'take your clothes off and that' so she does, and he checks her out and he says 'yeah you're looking good, looking good, er turn round...' and then he said 'oh god, you've got a tumor on your buttock' right. So she goes 'oh, can you do anything to sort it out?' and they go 'yeah yeah, we can book you in for an operation, it's best if we remove this.' so they book her in for an operation. Operation day comes, strip her down and that. They are all stood round, the doctors. Start to operate. It only turns out it's a pork chop that she sat on five years earlier and it had stuck to her buttock.

Ricky(Angry): Right Karl...Right...

Karl: I can forward you the...

Ricky: Karl.

Karl: No listen. I'm serious.

Ricky: I'm telling you now, I'm leaving. I am never doing this show again!

Karl: No honestly...

Ricky: You are talking absolute..I have never heard anything...such bollocks...you are.....play a record! Play a record!

-Record Starts-

Karl: I couldn't believe it!

Ricky: What do you mean you couldn't believe it?! Stop the record, stop the record!

-Record stops-

Ricky: What do you mean you couldn't believe it?

Karl: When I read it, I said 'I've got to tell Ricky about that'.

Ricky: THIS WOMAN HAD A PORK CHOP STUCK TO HER ARSE FOR FIVE YEARS YOU MENTAL CASE!!!!!!! OF COURSE SHE DIDNT!

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slayer-of-the-vampyres:

forfuturereferenceonly:

jersonordavid:

paradisaic:

birds have contributed nothing to society

speak for yourself, mah boi

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Ignoring the fact that you just posted a photo of food for barbarians, birds are important to the biosphere. They serve as pollinators, they disperse seeds, they act as predator or prey depending on the situation etc. Please educate yourself before posting such ruthless comments and stop posting pictures of dead animals. Thank you.

Food for barbarians

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nikkoangelus:

To my new followers: welcome, your patronage is appreciated, and now follow these flying squirrels upstairs, where they shall dress you in the finest silk and tend to your every need. Remember to tip them.

nikkoangelus:

To my new followers: welcome, your patronage is appreciated, and now follow these flying squirrels upstairs, where they shall dress you in the finest silk and tend to your every need. Remember to tip them.

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thebookofthebraindead:

consulted-moriarty:

bmoisalivingboy:

ishimaruu:

ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT

GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN 

THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW

THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

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list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me
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princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

  • its not you
  • there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
  • i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

  • pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
  • be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
  • ps its more than likely because i want to be close
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