In which it’s the Scott McCall appreciation day and we should all appreciate the actor behind the character too
Karl: Old woman....about 70 years old. She's normally fit and healthy and stuff. Nothing wrong with her. She's having a good life. And er...one day she goes for a check to the doctors, just to check herself out 'coz she's getting on a bit. The doctor says 'take your clothes off and that' so she does, and he checks her out and he says 'yeah you're looking good, looking good, er turn round...' and then he said 'oh god, you've got a tumor on your buttock' right. So she goes 'oh, can you do anything to sort it out?' and they go 'yeah yeah, we can book you in for an operation, it's best if we remove this.' so they book her in for an operation. Operation day comes, strip her down and that. They are all stood round, the doctors. Start to operate. It only turns out it's a pork chop that she sat on five years earlier and it had stuck to her buttock.
Ricky(Angry): Right Karl...Right...
Karl: I can forward you the...
Karl: No listen. I'm serious.
Ricky: I'm telling you now, I'm leaving. I am never doing this show again!
Karl: No honestly...
Ricky: You are talking absolute..I have never heard anything...such bollocks...you are.....play a record! Play a record!
Karl: I couldn't believe it!
Ricky: What do you mean you couldn't believe it?! Stop the record, stop the record!
Ricky: What do you mean you couldn't believe it?
Karl: When I read it, I said 'I've got to tell Ricky about that'.
Ricky: THIS WOMAN HAD A PORK CHOP STUCK TO HER ARSE FOR FIVE YEARS YOU MENTAL CASE!!!!!!! OF COURSE SHE DIDNT!
birds have contributed nothing to society
speak for yourself, mah boi
Ignoring the fact that you just posted a photo of food for barbarians, birds are important to the biosphere. They serve as pollinators, they disperse seeds, they act as predator or prey depending on the situation etc. Please educate yourself before posting such ruthless comments and stop posting pictures of dead animals. Thank you.
Food for barbarians
ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT
GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN
THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW
THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close